Seriously, if you don’t go listen to this right goddamn now, I don’t think we can be friends. I mean that. We’re not friends. We’re not even acquaintances. In fact, if you don’t go listen to this version of Creep, we don’t even know each other anymore. Take me out of your address book, off your Christmas list, and out of your phone. We clearly don’t understand one another.

Wow.