When walking home from work yesterday, I encountered a man, nicely dressed, waving a huge handmade flag, built out of an American flag and a whole tower of McCain/Palin 08 signs.

I thought about approaching him, and engaging in a conversation about the election, but then I realized something. Anyone crazy enough to be standing on a Seattle street corner, proudly proclaiming their support for McCunt and the dumbest woman ever is probably also crazy enough to be armed and do me bodily harm.

So I continued on my merry way, whistling a sunny tune and imagining how much next Tuesday is going to suck for that guy.